pika-memes:

thatsmissing:

doccywhomst:

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

stuckinapril:

being a person in your 20s is like being 40 and being 16 at the same time. i am simultaneously too old and too young for this shit

bagofbonesmp3:

ya saben que día es perros

agnesmontague:

geniusoflove:

geniusoflove:

here is solomon

this post permanently became a fixture in my brain and i cannot get it out. the other day i was looking out the window to see the streets were damp from rain and thought “god has pet them wethands style”

sol-omeo:

chongoblog:

We are the grandsons of the twinks you couldn’t obliterate

cloevr:

cloevr:

actually its really sad we cant do inconsequential cartoon violence to eachother its not fair me and my friends cant throw bombs at eachother and put eachother through a giant cheese grater and toss eachother off cliffs

we need to get nerf guns and big inflatable mallets right now its all we fucking have

alphabetcompletionist:

funky-bird:

funky-bird:

Why do people dislike sheldon he’s just some guy with the ocean’s strongest autism

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP RSTU W Y

22/26

holy-muffins:

thestarsaredown:

beetledrink:

im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

Listen, we have to keep this thing circulating on the internet for at least another two decades, because I have to believe that one day that little girl will be grown enough to stumble upon it and She Will Explain

We’ve made it 5 years folks

bar-les-coucougnes:

since tumblr is removing icons on the side of posts on the dashboard i think they should also remove them inside the posts

and then they should change the way the reblogs look so that each addition is below and on the left of the previous one so that it makes a sort of stairs shape

maybe they could even underline every username!

oh and they should also add vertical lines for every reblog, i think it would look cool

and if there’s a ton of reblogged additions they should make the first few ones all squished and stuff to the point where every letter has it’s own line and you’re just reading words vertically

thetenthdahcta:

thetenthdahcta:

monsieurhedge:

ladygwyndolin:

REDDIT DUDES ARE MAD ABOUT KARLACH TOPPING THEM

People can gloat all they like, but people probably shouldn’t be “jumpscared” into sex acts they don’t want to perform.

It’s not so much that they were jumpscared into “sex acts they didn’t want to perform” because ultimately it’s a fictional character and pixels on a screen. What’s really happening here is that these men were fully expecting a sex scene where they would assume the dominant role because in their minds that’s the role for men and women are meant to be submissive. But instead this character didn’t act according to their cisheteronormative standards and they felt emasculated because they felt she didn’t behave the way she’s “supposed to”.

@bird-bureau​ Thank you for very succinctly saying what I was attempting to get across.

toskarin:

[trying to show my left-handed friend I’m a good ally] yeah it surprised me a lot how much anti-left-handed language is still floating around. it’s honestly kind of sinis… sorry, I didn’t mean that, I wasn’t trying to be passive aggressive or underhanded or……. I try so hard.anfi always,mess up erverythijgg..

medievalthymes:

not to sound like a medieval peasant but, cheese and bread. garlic and butter. a menagerie of spices. potatoes. that’s what life is all about right there.

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